Friday, December 22, 2006
Lunch with Mars and Dinner with Venus
I had lunch on Wednesday with the team I work with. They are all men. We had a ball. Steaks all around ,beer and lots of talk about sex and breasts!!! As waitresses walked past, breast size was discussed, burping after lunch seemed to be compulsory, and each seemed to have a great story about a lap dance they once had. I was privy to the secret ranking system they have for the female contingent at work and even found out who was ranked where. think I was made an honorary man. They even told me I had the biggest nuts... chestnuts. One of them asked me for a hug on the way out - I am guessing to check the authenticity of the nuts...
Then later that day it was dinner with the girls. White wine all round, grilled chicken breasts and salad all around and no burping. There was no perving from us, I don't think we noticed any males around us. We laughed and talked about how strange one of the guys at work was. Then there was gossip about - well mainly other females. We all hugged and kissed goodbye, but it didn't feel like anyone was trying to cop a feel.
Two very different meals - but both amazingly good fun.
Thank God we are not the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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